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These amusing watercolours show captivating scenes from the most thrilling movies beloved by our generation – with titillating text your love is sure to have a joyful reception of these poetic Valentines. 

Words generously contributed by Kathy Edge. 

 

Envelope included! Envelope is custom painted and addressed to the sender by hand! 

 

Size of Card: - 8.5”x5.5” inches

Size of Envelope for Poetic Valentines: 9.5”x5.75”

 

This is the poem within:

To deliver you the perfect card

Was really really really hard

A dinosaur my way had barred

 

Armed only with a flare

But for you I would dare

I’ll fight that monster I do declare 

 

So I battled and beat this huge trex

Now take off your pants and let’s do the sex!

TRex Sex Poem Card

C$8.50Price
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